Creepy Clown NYC & his Disciples of Denial
Power - Fame - Vacations - Money - Respect - Sex - Possessions - Happiness - Security - Convenience
Kenny Kickbacks
Power Creature
Garry Graffiti
Fame Ghoul
Harry Hydrant
Vacations Horror
Lydia Lawsuit
Money Zombie
Larry Litter
Respect Bogeyman

 

Umberto Unsafe Security Hellion
  • 9. To get SECURITY
    thou shalt prevent SAFETY.
  • To help you prevent safety, we are proud to present you with a flyer that you can post near your security cameras which reads: "If you're planning to do anything illegal that might give me a bad day, please tell me about it because the camera isn't on and even if it was I wouldn't be checking the disc because it takes too much time and the cops would rather not have to work anyway."

 

Lenny Loiter
Sex Demon
Nadia Narcotics
Possesions Misery
Nellie Noise
Happiness Mutant
Umberto Unsafe
Security Hellion
Vinnie Vandal
Convenience Beast