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Nellie Noise Happiness Mutant
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- 8. To get HAPPINESS
thou shalt generate NOISE POLLUTION.
- Here are the simple three phases of loud noise "fulfillment" therapy: (1) stay up until 2:30 am or 3 in the morning (which shouldn't be hard since you're on crack cocaine anyway). (2) go some place where there are a lot of people sleeping. (3) turn up bad music really loud.
- It's that easy. And the terrific thing is you'll get your rush of joy instantly knowing you're waking up people who are stupid enough to work for a living.
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