Creepy Clown NYC & his Disciples of Denial
Power - Fame - Vacations - Money - Respect - Sex - Possessions - Happiness - Security - Convenience
Kenny Kickbacks
Power Creature
Garry Graffiti
Fame Ghoul
Harry Hydrant
Vacations Horror
Lydia Lawsuit
Money Zombie
Larry Litter
Respect Bogeyman

 

Nellie Noise Happiness Mutant
  • 8. To get HAPPINESS
    thou shalt generate NOISE POLLUTION.
  • Here are the simple three phases of loud noise "fulfillment" therapy: (1) stay up until 2:30 am or 3 in the morning (which shouldn't be hard since you're on crack cocaine anyway). (2) go some place where there are a lot of people sleeping. (3) turn up bad music really loud.
  • It's that easy. And the terrific thing is you'll get your rush of joy instantly knowing you're waking up people who are stupid enough to work for a living.

 

Lenny Loiter
Sex Demon
Nadia Narcotics
Possesions Misery
Nellie Noise
Happiness Mutant
Umberto Unsafe
Security Hellion
Vinnie Vandal
Convenience Beast