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Harry Hydrant Vacations Horror
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- 3. To get VACATIONS
thou shalt perform HYDRANT MISCHIEF.
- Why waste your hard earned lawsuit and settlement money on going to Hawaii when you can bring the water falls of Maoi right to your doorstep?
- Vacation anytime by turning the hydrant on so it sprays a refreshing opaque mist into the windshields of oncoming cars blinding their windshields and causing fatalities.
- So pamper yourself with a cooling gusher while simultaneously doing your part for population control.
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